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August 07 An old man and his dog were dead in a car accident, They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven" he said.
The old man was happy and started walk in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed, I'm sorry but he can't come with you."
"What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If He can't come in, then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful companion all his life, I can't desert him now. "
"Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you and bring you to hell, he'll promise you anything, but, the dog can't go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll spend eternity on this road." So the old man refused listen further and went on.
They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. An old lady was inside. "Excuse me Madam, my dog and I are getting tired, mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?"
"Of course, there's some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves comfortable." Old lady replied gently.
"You're sure my dog can come in? The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed anywhere." "Would you come in if you had to leave the dog?" "No madam, that's why I didn't go to Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in. We'll be spending eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some shade would be fine right now. But, I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too, and that's final. "
The old lady gave a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."
"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that fellow down the road said they weren't?" Old man surprised.
"That was the Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life long companion for a comfortable place to stay. They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late.”
The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there. GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven.
After all, HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he separate them in death?
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July 31
An emoticon is a small piece of specialized ASCII art (usually two to five characters, always on a single line) used in text messages as informal markup to indicate emotions and attitudes that would be conveyed by body language in face-to-face communications. They are intended to be relatively simple to type, easy to recognize, and most commonly represent stylized facial expressions although occasionally other representations or imagery are also used. This is what Wikipedia explained "Emoticon".
To me, Emoticon is whut I used in MSN to express my little tiny feeling or an icon repesents my reply in a single furny cute icon instead of writing full sentence of words.
Recently I addicted to this Tuzki Rabbit (兔斯基) emoticon series, introduced by my godbrother. I will describe him as 'idiotic but adorable' reason is because he likes to do idiotic weird moves but which is extremely cute. Since Onion head (洋蔥頭) is democratically used in MSN, i decided to use something different. This Tuzki created by a female student named MoMo Wong in China. Blog: http://blog.sina.com.cn/wangmomo |  |
July 27 (A guy is carrying girlfriend speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the newspaper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
I've addicted to a new hit called “Hey there Delilah” by Plain White T’s since last month til now. This song is still remaining first song I will double-click every time I opened my media player and possibly remove other songs and let it playing repeatedly.
I personally like lyrics A LOT!! By just reading the lyric, I assumed that this Delilah song has a “powerful’ story behind. I decided to find out today!
"There was a real woman, real girl — whatever you want to call her — called Delilah,” he told TODAY’s Ann Curry . “We never got together, I met her and I thought she was real pretty. I wrote the song, but nothing ever happened.”
I disappointed…I shouldn’t find out… I should have just let myself fancy whatever story it is.. urrgghhh…
I still like the song anyway.. :D
Download Link 1: http://www.mp3xl.com/singles_download/_Plain_White_T's_-__Hey_There_Delilah/208754
Download Link 2: http://www.mp3fusion.net/mp3_download/2495936/Plain_White_T_s_Hey_There_Delilah_mp3.html July 26
Have you ever realize the nowadays kid’s school bag is so much bigger than what you had before?
I assuming that a kid is about 25kg max and the bag is at least bout 5 / 6kg = almost 25 percent of their body weight.
I understand that during my time, there were at least 5 to 7 subjects that required text books, further more with plenty of exercise books. I NEVER had enough space to allocate all the books into the bag. It's become an all-too-common sight: small children bent over from the weight of giant backpacks filled with heavy books, notepads and other assorted school supplies. I strongly believe that a school bag weighing 5-6kg may cause sprain to the child’s muscles and bones.
Is the primary school giving IT subjects now? Are they carrying a laptop to school? With the Malaysia education ministry is thinking about adding more subjects to the kids. Holycrap! Pity pity... 01. What was the first album you ever got:
It should be Celine Dion, Falling Into You or HK actress - Chan Chung Ling, Curve Moon TV-Series soundtrack
02. What was the first concert you went to:
Never have
03. What’s your weirdest childhood memory:
Why fish must lives in water... still wondering..
04. Was your first sexual experience:
a) amazing
b) pretty good
c) not as horrible as expected
d) was alright, no big deal
e) was a nightmare, ick!
f) made you never want to have sex for as long as you live
g) I’m a virgin, thank you very much
Answer: G. I’m lying, sue me!
05. Where and where was your first time?
Please refer to Q4 answer.
06. Admit it, who’s your favorite boy group?
To shoot at? BSB!
07. Ok, so who would you rather listen to for 24 straight hours, Britney Spears or Mandy Moore?
Any difference between BS & MM?
08. If you had a chance to have a one night stand with your favorite celebrity, would you do it?
No. See question 4.
09. Assuming you have one, what’s the ringtone on your cell phone?
Madonna, American Pie, “I started singing.. Bye bye Miss American Pie”, so gay!
10. What currently "popular" music can you not stand?
Rap because it’s not music, ban Eminem pls..
11. What CD do you own that you’re most embarrassed about:
HK actress Athena Zu Yan, forgot the album name..
12. What’s your favorite brand of cigarettes: Don’t smoke.
13. What’s your favorite alcholic drink: None. Don’t drink.
14. If you could live in any other place besides where you’re living now, where would it be: New York, my dream city.
15. What’s the best beauty tip you can give someone: SKINNY is always better than FAT!
16. Who’s your favorite athlete: David Robinson.
17. Confess a guilty pleasure: I fancy about jacket! :D
18. Do you name your personal objects: I named but forgot the next day.
19. Is there anything about you that freaks people out: My brain. Or, what comes out of it. *see below*
20. Who would you want to be stuck on a desert island with: Someone tasty who runs slower than I do.
21. What’s your favorite animal: Dog.
22. Have you ever been to a drive-in movie... if so, what was the last one you saw: No. No such thing in Malaysia.
23. Who do you think is the most revolting celebrity couple: Katie & Tom, Fake & Gay.
24. Do you look like any celebrity: I don’t look like 1. I’m 1. LOL!
25. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor: Strawberry. *blush*
26. Do you own fishnet tights, what color are they: No. Though monomolecular wire fishnet tights are FUN. Jacket-fashion, anyone?
27. Have you ever given money to a homeless person on the street: Yes.
28. Coke or Pepsi: Plain Water.
29. What’s your favorite & least favorite part of your face: favorite - crooked eyebrow & hair, least – lips.
30. How do you behave when you’re drunk: I don’t drink.
31. Describe yourself in three words: Faithful, Silly & Smart.
32. What type of guys / girls do you like: Faithful, Silly & Smarter.
33. What’s your latest obsession: TOPMAN jackets
34. Who do you most admire: People who has brain.
35. What do you usually wear when you’re home alone: Surfer’s pant with T-shirt.
36. Do you have a tattoo, if not, would you get one: Do not have any. Would like to get one on my back and one on my upper ankle.
37. The world would be a better place without: Me. Or stupid people.
38. What’s your greatest fear: Snake.
39. Are you an Elvis or a Beatles person: Neither.
40. What vampire would you want to make you into a vampire: Flying is cool.
41. What’s one thing you’d change about yourself: Slightly taller, thank you.
42. What is your worst habit: Worrying.
43. What’s the last thing that made you laugh: Question #4.
44. What’s the last thing that made you cry: Last 2 weeks, dengue admitted.
45. What was your first celebrity heartthrob: Aaron Kwok. (Come on, Im a 90s kid!)
46. Where inspire your lust most: beside on the bed, I would like to try toilet *serious*, opps, i'm virgin!
47. What are you thinking right now: I need more hours in the day / I want to settle down.
48. What’s the last thing you consumed: My sister’s self-cooked new year dinner. *BLOATED*
49. If you could understand any other language, what would it be: Japanese or French
50. How long did it take you to finish this questionnaire: 45 minutes, plus time spent chatting and blogging. July 25 Have you met the perfect couple?
The two soul mates whose love never dies?
The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened?
The husband and wife who trust each other completely?
If you haven’t met the perfect couple, let me introduce them to you,
They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting....The secret of their success?
Well, for starters..... they don’t have to look at each other
3 days in Singapore, It was an amazing but exhausting trip..
First of all, we (Me and Mum) missed the travel bus in Puduraya. Haiz.. extra 2 tickets.. not a good start..
This is my virgin trip out of the country and of coz my 1st time to Singapore (wat a kampong boi). I did not reload my mobile. I din know tat it is so costly to utilize mobile in SG. I need to pay for receiving call and it costs me 1 ringgit for a sms. Within the 2nd day, my phone was oledi K.O. *crap*
On 2nd day, whut a stunning news tat my mum only realized she has lost her hand bag which stored her passport. Sister was so pissed coz this is not the 1st time, and tis stressed her so much especially on her wedding. After called here, called there, finally we found the kind bus driver was put the hand bag at the one of the bus station in Johor Bharu.
On the night I came to SG, I was helping my sister clean up her new house in SG. I did it until 4 in the morning. On the next day, I was terribly sick, super high fever. I was stressed myself until end of the ceremony, I was busy taking care of my sister’s wedding co-ordination works, at the same time, I got my mum, 2 aunties and 1 uncle to watch after. I took about 15 panadols in 3 days. Highest record!
There were so many wedding ceremonies, Bride acceptance, bride’s hair-combing night, the registration, Open house, Wedding dinner, and etc etc... I been running here and there.. juz to have a perfect wedding for my sister. I was really exhausted...
Blessing moment, I’d been requested to give a speech. “To my brother-in-law, I only have one sister, she been taking care of me since I was young, I hope you really can take care of her. If anything bad happened to her, surely I will not forgive you” At this point, I already couldn’t control my tears. They were juz falling down. “To my sister, I know u been worried about me all the time, I will be more independent. I wish you HAPPY FOREVER and I love you.” She gave me a hug in return and I still remember the smile from her face, it’s the most prettiest I ever seen. I will remember tat smile forever.
Finally, everything was done. It was a perfect wedding. |  |
When the bus come, you look at it and you said to yourself, "eeee... so full...cannot sit down one"....... So you said to yourself, "I’ll wait for the next one." so you let the bus go and waited for the second bus.
Then the second bus came, you looked at it and you said, "eeee.........this bus so old...surely very uncomfortable one." So you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.
After a while, another bus came. It’s not crowded and not old but you said, "eeee... no air-con one...and the weather is so warm, better wait for the next one." So again you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.
Then the sky started to get dark as it is getting late.
You panicked and jump on to the next on coming bus. It is not until much later that you found out that you had boarded on to the wrong bus! So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you want!
Even if an aircon bus came, can you ensure that the aircon bus won’t break down or will the aircon be too cold for you?
But wait...I am sure all of you have this experienced before. You saw a bus is coming (the bus you want of course) you flagged it and the driver acted blur by pretending not seeing you and zoomed pass you!
The bottom line of being loved is like waiting for a bus and whether you want to get on the bus and give the bus a chance depends totally on you and walking alone is just like being out of love.
You may sometimes find yourself in a situation where 3 buses came together, and you only got less then 10 secs to decide which bus to get on...you might hesitate for a moment, and misses all 3 buses....
Another situation is where by, after you have realised that you had got onto the wrong bus, but you dun have the courage to get down the bus as its already nitetime and the road is dark, therefore you carry on your mistake and continue your journey with the wrong bus.....
What choices will you make...?
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There was a couple, the guy is very weak, and he will let the girlfriend take the first step for everything they do. The girlfriend was unhappy about that.
One day, they both went sea boat-riding. Unfortunately, they met violent storm, and the boat has been demolished. Luckily the girl found a wood. Both of them were floating on the sea with the wood for not being drowned.
The girlfriend asked ‘you aren’t scared, are you?’ The guy took a knife from his pocket and said ‘scared, but if there is any sharks come over, I will use this to protect you.’
After a while, a cargo ship found them, they felt happy and released. But at the same time, a group of sharks were heading to them. The girl shouted: ‘We swim together to the ship, we will be fine.’ The guy pushed the girl away, took the wood and swim to the ship.
He said: ‘this time, let me take the first step.’ She was looking at his back, stunned and disappointed completely. She couldn’t believe he is doing this to her.
Sharks getting nearer to the girl, surprisingly they did not attack her but heading to the guy. The guy torn apart by the sharks, and he shouted loudly ‘I LOVE YOU’ on his last breath.
The girl was saved. The ship captain seated next to the girl and said ‘Lady, he is the bravest man I ever seen.’ ‘NO, He is a coward.’ She replied coldly.
'Why you called him as coward?' Captain wondering and said ‘but just now I looked through with my telescope, I saw clearly that he hurt himself with the knife after he pushed you away. He used himself as bait. I believe not because of him, you will not be seating here with me right now.
The guy kept his promise, he protected her with the knife he has, but not to the sharks, to himself. Today is 14th August 2006, 1st day of the week.. the monotonous documents almost put me into sleep in office.. don’t feel like doing anything.. Monday blues I guess.. I was wondering whether is there a day called FREEDOM? Mmm?without think twice.. double click the Internet Explore, search the Freedom Day keywords. Before knowing wut is that exactly.. Wut I had in mind was juz another celebration for those unattached persons.. was thinking to join them.. haahaa?
Found it.. got it from Wikipedia. and only one word can describe.. CHEH!!
Freedom Day may refer to one of the following holidays:
- Freedom Day (Belarus) on March 25 in Belarus, anniversary of the establishment of the Belarusian People’s Republic in 1918
- Freedom Day (Malta) on March 31, anniversary of the withdrawal of British troops from Malta, 1979
- Freedom Day (Portugal) on April 25, anniversary of Carnation Revolution in Portugal, 1974
- Freedom Day (South Africa) on April 27, anniversary of the first general election in South Africa after the end of apartheid in 1994
- World Freedom Day on 9 November, to commemorate the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989
- National Religious Freedom Day on January 16 in the United States, to commemorate the adoption of Thomas Jefferson’s landmark Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom in 1786
Maybe more.. CHEH!! CHEH!! CHEH!!
Just imagine if in your life you are stuck at a point where you have to make a choice between two things... your career and your love.....
At one side is the person you love a lot.. pure true love and he/she loves you too.... you both have been together for years.. so used to each other being around... so comfortable with each other... have faced the ups and downs of life...been together in each other’s thick n thin ... and you know that without each other your life will never be complete... and you know that no matter what heights you achieve if you are not with the person you love you can never be completely satisfied in life.
At the other side is your career... something you have always dreamt of becoming since a child... you have always tried achieving it....worked hard for it... put in all your efforts... your parents dreams and aspirations are linked to it... you know that when you achieve it they will be so proud of you.... after all they have slogged all their life to give you good education and best in life... now its your turn to make them happy and more over its your dream too, to achieve the best in your career...you know that if you don’t go for it and leave it behind for your whole life you will repent it and just wish that you had opted for it.
And you have tried your best to make the two things go together and that both can go hand in hand ... but in vain.... if you select one you loose the other... and to select is the need of the hour.. "One day a man was walking along the beach, when he noticed a boy picking something up and gently throwing into the ocean. Approaching the boy he asked, "What are you doing?" The youth replied, "Throwing starfish back into the ocean. The surf is up and tide is going up, if I don’t throw them back, they will die."
The man said. "Don’t you realize, there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You cannot possibly make a difference!"
After listening politely, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish, and threw it back into the surf.
Then, smiling at the man, he said ... "I made a difference for that one." One day, Friendship & Love met.
Love asked Friendship, "Why you are still exist since the world oledi has me?"
Friendship answered: "Love will make the human being cry over and over again... and I’m the one help them to wipe away the tears..."
樹和鳥彼此深愛著對方
每天 小鳥都飛到遠方
去看世界各地的風景
樹努力的將枝葉往天空伸去
希望能早一點看到鳥的歸來
鳥回來後 把他所看見的世界 說給樹聽
於是 樹也看見了鳥所看見的世界
有一天 鳥死了
他的屍骨跌落在樹旁
風化成養分
被樹幹所吸收
樹努力地將枝葉往天空飛去
希望看得更遠一點
因為現在 樹看到的世界
也就是鳥看到的世界 There is a beautiful island living a couple who deeply in love with each others, everyone is blessing this couple and believe that they are meant for each others.
One day, there was a car accident, the girl was injured and coma. There is nothing the guy can do except talking to her in every morning and praying in the church at night.
After 2 months, the girl still in coma... but the guy is believe that she will awake, he’s doing the same things every single day no matter how tired he is.
In one of the violent storm night, the guy went to church as usual. And this time finally the God has touched, and gave him an option for letting his girlfriend to awake. God wants him to trade his own life for her. The guy answered YES without any hesitate. God asked him again, ‘I will let her back to life now but with condition of you will be a dragonfly for 3 years’. The guy promised firmly.
The next day morning, he became a tiny green dragonfly. He thanks the god and flied to hospital. He finally saw his girl is awake. He was so happy and believes whatever he did is worth it.
Few days later, the girl left the hospital. She was searching for him and no one knows about it. She feels disappointed and helpless. The fact is she doesn’t know that he is actually following her every minute every second.
He couldn’t say to her, he couldn’t hug her, he couldn’t kiss her. He only can stop on her shoulder for few minutes, stay next to her and love her wordlessly.
Few months later, the girl has met another man, a doctor. Dragonfly is living painfully everyday. The doctor can bring her to see sun rise in the morning, sunset in evening. What he can do is just stay few minutes on her shoulder; she couldn’t hear him no matter how hard he screamed.
Dragonfly living painfully each and everyday. He no longer flies around her.
Their words and laughter able to kill a little tiny of him. Dragonfly no longer sees her everyday. She only has the doctor in her eyes; she will never realize a sad dragonfly around her.
It has been almost 3 years…On the last day of the 3 years, she has married to the doctor.
Dragonfly flied into the church quietly and he heard “I DO”, he is so hoping he is the one standing right in front of her; unfortunately he is not.
He looking at the girl, and tears fell from his eyes.
God asked dragonfly, ‘are you regret?’. He said no.
God smiled at him and said, ‘you can finally back to yourself tomorrow’.
Dragonfly replied god, ‘just let me be a dragonfly forever’
Something in life is meant to be lost; Love someone doesn’t mean you need to own him/her, but if you have someone, you must treasure and love.
Is your shoulder has a dragonfly?
Yesterday, I heard from one of my friend keep saying a phrase which stunned and still running in my mind now..
Everytime she mentioned about his bf.. he will use ‘my other half?; And I never found that “my other half” is such a powerful word until yday nite?
On the way driving back home.. It is bothering me.. I’m asking myself, will I called my next as ‘my other half’? I’m wondering how long it takes for a person to consider as ‘other half’; Which stage of relationship is appropritate to use ‘my other half’; why do not use "my all" instead of ‘my other half’.. emmmm...
I never have the chance thew use tat phrase in my life yet as I’m still so junior in love thingy.. Hopefully I can use it soon la?or.. being call "other half"...
How you call ur love one? are you calling you love one as ‘other half’ too? Or.. you being call as ‘other half’? Missing you is giving me energy I needed
You were looking at me... I smile, I cried, I fell down, I happy, I down...
Holding my hand, raise me up with the best heart ever,
But... you broke your promise.. you left me alone,
I had planned to grow old with you
Never did I thought I would lose you this way
Little birdie is grew up now, is time to learn how to fly,
Caring always accompany me wherever I fly,
Please don’t worry, I will not be lonely with you love, my heart is carrying your missing all the time,
I standing still no matter how heavy is the rain, because you are my rain coat,
I carrying your expectation and walking into my future...
love you... I miss you... Do you believe in love in first sight? Is there a such thing called love at first sight? Have you felt this feeling before?
Maybe love at first sight is only superficial. Everything is superficial today. People who don’t know about computers just buy them because they look good. People buy houses for their appearance rather than their comfort.
Same thing for love. They go for the good-looking people. Here’s how I see it. There’s a difference between LIKE at first sight and LOVE at first sight. Like at first sight is like the flirtatious kind of first sight thingy, where you see someone and you become all flirtatious and frisky. Love at first sight, on the other hand, is when you see a person, and you can’t stop looking at them. You just feel that they’re the right one.
a FULL STOP has been made on our relationship today. Feeling painful? sad? numb? That will be a lie if I say NO...
but at the same time, I am feeling release as we been dragging this been long time and I’m glad that we both have a conclusion in the end rather than we continue so...
It was way too late to say that 3 words, there was a moment I was so dying to hear that when the problem occurred, and you did now... I juz feeling nonsensical & meaningless? and this is the first time I listen to whut my heart says.. I hope we still remain as friend but...
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